i cant do this, i just cant, im so tired i cant do it
I wish i could be accepted just like everyone else, i dont understand why having mpd makes me so confussing? why do people have to question everything, cant they just accept it as it is... Im not the same as them but is anyone? Im so fed up of being hurt and rejected when all im trying to be is me. So i was abused and this is how my brain choose to deal with it atleast i did deal with it, im still here and im trying to get on with my life the best way i can. Ignorant people i hate them so closed to anything new, what makes them so bloody fantastic. grrrrrrrr
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please go here and read about this little boy, he is 7 and have leukeamia,
he is trying to break the world record for receiving the most birthday cards its a fun thing to do :) he wants to get 35 million and you could help him
http://www.shaneswish.com/
he is trying to break the world record for receiving the most birthday cards its a fun thing to do :) he wants to get 35 million and you could help him
http://www.shaneswish.com/
A 98 year old woman wrote this to her bank. The bank manager thought it
amusing enough to have it published in the Times.
Dear Sir,
I am writing to thank you for bouncing my cheque with which I endeavored
to pay my plumber last month.
By my calculations, three 'nanoseconds' must have elapsed between his
presenting the cheque and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to
honour it.
I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my Pension, an
arrangement which, I admit, has been in place for only eight years. You
are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also
for debiting my account £30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused
to your bank.
My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused
me to rethink my errant financial ways.
I noticed that whereas I personally attend to your telephone calls and
letters, when I try to contact you, I am confronted by the impersonal,
overcharging, pre-recorded, faceless entity which your bank has become.
From now on, I, like you, choose only to deal with a flesh-and-blood person. My mortgage and loan payments will therefore and hereafter no longer be automatic, but will arrive at your bank by cheque, addressed
personally and confidentially to an employee at your bank whom you must
nominate.
Be aware that it is an offense under the Postal Act for any other person
to open such an envelope. Please find attached an Application Contact
Status which I require your chosen employee to complete.
I am sorry it runs to eight pages, but in order that I know as much about him or her as your bank knows about me, there is no alternative. Please
note that all copies of his or her medical history must be countersigned
by a Solicitor, and the mandatory details of his/ her financial situation
(income, debts, assets and liabilities) must be accompanied by documented
proof.
In due course, I will issue your employee with a PIN number which he/she
must quote in dealings with me.
I regret that it cannot be shorter than 28 digits but, again, I have
modelled it on the number of button presses required of me to access my
account balance on your phone bank service. As they say, imitation is the
sincerest form of flattery.
Let me level the playing field even further. When you call me, press
buttons as follows:
1-- To make an appointment to see me.
2-- To query a missing payment.
3-- To transfer the call to my living room in case I am there.
4-- To transfer the call to my bedroom in case I am sleeping.
5-- To transfer the call to my toilet in case I am attending to nature.
6-- To transfer the call to my mobile phone if I am not at home.
7-- To leave a message on my computer (a password to access my computer is
required. A password will be communicated to you at a later date to the Authorized Contact.)
8-- To return to the main menu and to listen to options 1 through 8.
9-- To make a general complaint or inquiry, the contact will then be put
on hold, pending the attention of my automated answering service. While
this may, on occasion, involve a lengthy wait, uplifting music will play
for the duration of the call.
Regrettably, but again following your example, I must also levy an
establishment fee to cover the setting up of this new arrangement.
May I wish you a happy, if ever so slightly less prosperous, New Year.
Your Humble Client.
This was written by a 98 year old woman.
DOESN'T SHE MAKE YOU PROUD?
amusing enough to have it published in the Times.
Dear Sir,
I am writing to thank you for bouncing my cheque with which I endeavored
to pay my plumber last month.
By my calculations, three 'nanoseconds' must have elapsed between his
presenting the cheque and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to
honour it.
I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my Pension, an
arrangement which, I admit, has been in place for only eight years. You
are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also
for debiting my account £30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused
to your bank.
My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused
me to rethink my errant financial ways.
I noticed that whereas I personally attend to your telephone calls and
letters, when I try to contact you, I am confronted by the impersonal,
overcharging, pre-recorded, faceless entity which your bank has become.
From now on, I, like you, choose only to deal with a flesh-and-blood person. My mortgage and loan payments will therefore and hereafter no longer be automatic, but will arrive at your bank by cheque, addressed
personally and confidentially to an employee at your bank whom you must
nominate.
Be aware that it is an offense under the Postal Act for any other person
to open such an envelope. Please find attached an Application Contact
Status which I require your chosen employee to complete.
I am sorry it runs to eight pages, but in order that I know as much about him or her as your bank knows about me, there is no alternative. Please
note that all copies of his or her medical history must be countersigned
by a Solicitor, and the mandatory details of his/ her financial situation
(income, debts, assets and liabilities) must be accompanied by documented
proof.
In due course, I will issue your employee with a PIN number which he/she
must quote in dealings with me.
I regret that it cannot be shorter than 28 digits but, again, I have
modelled it on the number of button presses required of me to access my
account balance on your phone bank service. As they say, imitation is the
sincerest form of flattery.
Let me level the playing field even further. When you call me, press
buttons as follows:
1-- To make an appointment to see me.
2-- To query a missing payment.
3-- To transfer the call to my living room in case I am there.
4-- To transfer the call to my bedroom in case I am sleeping.
5-- To transfer the call to my toilet in case I am attending to nature.
6-- To transfer the call to my mobile phone if I am not at home.
7-- To leave a message on my computer (a password to access my computer is
required. A password will be communicated to you at a later date to the Authorized Contact.)
8-- To return to the main menu and to listen to options 1 through 8.
9-- To make a general complaint or inquiry, the contact will then be put
on hold, pending the attention of my automated answering service. While
this may, on occasion, involve a lengthy wait, uplifting music will play
for the duration of the call.
Regrettably, but again following your example, I must also levy an
establishment fee to cover the setting up of this new arrangement.
May I wish you a happy, if ever so slightly less prosperous, New Year.
Your Humble Client.
This was written by a 98 year old woman.
DOESN'T SHE MAKE YOU PROUD?
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![]() | You scored as Carrot Ironfounderson. You are Captain Carrot Ironfounderson of the City Watch in the greatest city on the Disc â?? Ankh-Morprok! A truly good natured, honest guy, who knows everyone, and is liked by all. Technically a dwarf, but only by adoption. Youâ??d rather not be reminded that you are the true heir to the throne, but that does explain why people naturally follow your ordersâ?¦
Which Discworld Character are you like (with pics) created with QuizFarm.com |
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amused
http://www.freaknfunny.com/files/up load/draw-a-pig.swf
i learnt today how to draw a pig and look like a great person at the same time.
im bored very very bored!!
i learnt today how to draw a pig and look like a great person at the same time.
im bored very very bored!!
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amused
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contemplative
I died in the Dungeon of Rainbow Poppit
I was killed in a cobwebbed crypt by Forest Rose the owlbear, whilst carrying...
the Sword of Swimming, the Armour of Gilmore Girls, the Sceptre of Pink, the Wand of Did/mpd, the Armour of Neopets, the Dagger of Swimming and 4 gold pieces.
Score: 14
Explore the Dungeon of Rainbow Poppit and try to beat this score,or enter your username to generate and explore your own dungeon...
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i got new boots and im sooo in love with them :)


arn't they beautiful :P
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